Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

officialunitedstates:

people vote all the time in favor of giving rights to minorities….  why is there gay rights in states that have less than 50% gay people?  it’s because straight people vote for gay rights.  next

soujizz:

soujizz:

trying to decide on a title for my english essay

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that works

i just got it back today

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mission accomplished

(Source: continello, via dancing-on-powerlines)